The Traveling Psychologist - A Moscow Dilemma

There I was in the middle of an exhibition hall at aand look of fear. She stood in front of me, I am sure
hotel facing Red Square in Moscow - when as if in ashe was shorter than me, so why am I looking up at
vision I saw a biblical epic - the parting of the waves!her, oh yes my knees had given way. "You - are Dr.
What was I doing in Moscow, well at the time I wasMyler" I think I just nodded. "Tomorrow you will give
a Director of Studies for an International College ina lecture at Moscow University, Ya!" When she said
England recruiting new students from Russia to studyMoscow University it was like a thunderclap knocking
in England for pre-university education? I was mainlyyou back slightly. I thought only in James Bond films
teaching psychology and sociology to A levelwomen spoke like that - but here was the real thing.
standard there when the school owner said,"I will fetch you in the morning - be ready" I could
"Stephen how do you fancy a trip to Russia" Well Ihave sworn there was a veiled threat in the words,
had been close once in Poland - so why not. It was abe ready.
simple task - talk to potential students and theirThe next morning fearing the worst I was ready -
parents and try to persuade them to pick our collegeearly. My host was waiting for me and we left,
over the other hundred choices. A snap!marching along the street to the Moscow
When I arrived in Russia the first thing that struckunderground. I hardly spoke, better to be quiet and
me in the hotel I was booked into just off Redsee what happens. (I forgot to bring my gun - god
Square was the wonderful array of beautiful girlsBond would think me stupid). Moscow University has
hanging around the lobby and not missing the twoan impressive entrance but to be honest that is the
gun-men with automatic weapons sitting by thelast thing that is impressive. It is old and by the looks
entrance door. My first evening having stowed myof it uncared for as far as building maintenance goes.
luggage in the room (not the best I have stayed inWe came to a building and entered an auditorium.
but far from the worst) I decided to venture to theI stood in the wings waiting while she went to
coffee bar in the lobby, so many lovely girls sitting atannounce me. I had to talk for one hour. I prepared a
tables. To my surprise and secret delight one beautycomparison study of Western and Russian
came and sat at my table. She smiled at me andcontributions to psychology, Pavlov, Bekhterev,
brushed her hair back seductively. Had I died andVygotsky, Luria to name a few famous Russian
gone to heaven? Alas no - reality has a way ofpsychologists. Then my heart sank as I heard her
intruding on dreams. "Do you like me sir, for $100 Iannouncement. "Today - we have Professor Myler
can stay with you all night?" "Oh!" (That was myfrom England; he will now talk about Western
witty remark back). I looked about me and saw alleconomics! - Ya!" I think I noticed before I moved
the other girls were waiting to see if she scored orthat I had stopped breathing for a moment and then
would they get a chance. A man could die in a placepropelled along the stage to face a room of about
like this. I thanked her but I was fine. She tried the200 students, of yes economics.
old, my parents are sick; I need to pay for myI was rather pleased with myself when I got back to
education and a few other tit-bits. However I wasmy hotel, how does a psychologist talk about
strong (crying inside) and declined.economics for over an hour and get away with it.
I soon learned over the next few days the povertyWell I talked about what I knew - mortgages, the
and easy girls were everywhere and those in thehousing market, the types, bank loans and interest,
hotel were probably luckier than most. Jobs werebuying cars. Amazing how much daily knowledge
hard to come by and people resort to anything topops into your head in a crisis. The professor told me
live. I did the usual tourist things, wondered aboutthey had no books just photocopies of old texts
Red Square, nice churches, the Kremlin over there,from years ago. I promised when I got back to
the stone ship of Peter the Great. At times you feelEngland to clear out the old economic texts from our
a little jaded by things you have seen on TV alibrary and send them to her.
hundred times and in real life are rather dull.I did visit some schools in Moscow and it is the same
Oh, yes I was telling you!story - no books - hundreds of photocopied texts -
There I was in the middle of an exhibition hall at aso each child has a book. The problem with
hotel facing Red Square in Moscow - when as if in acopywrite today. Even the technology did not really
vision I saw a biblical epic - the parting of the waves!work, the professor showed me a room full of brand
Striding into the hall came an enormous women in anew computers, but no money to run them, and
tweed skirt suit, hair swept up into a bun (sort of)they were donated from an American organization.
who marched to my table. I instinctively stood up toGreat now all they have to do is find a plug (socket).
attention. People scurried out of her way in a panic