Interview With Tony Groom, Author of Diver

What prompted you to write your book "DIVER"?lungs were already empty. Air hunger, or the urge to
I got a call in early 2007, it was the BBC. They said,breathe, is undoubtedly one of the strongest human
"We understand you kept diaries from when youreactions we have and you 'will' take extraordinary
were in the Falklands conflict but have not read themactions to encourage breathing again. Helped by a
yet?" I said yes I did, and I haven't read them, butlarge portion of adrenalin, induced by the probability
how do you know? They gave me the old, we don'tof dying, I hit the surface going full tilt and removed
divulge our sources etc.my mask in one swift movement. In fact, the mask
Then they said, " We would like to come and filmmay even have been off before I broke surface.
you reading them for the first time and put it onAnyway it was in a thoroughly unprofessional manner.
TV." I really had never read them, in fact all I knewI was travelling so fast I reckon I came out of the
was they were in the loft somewhere. I thoughtwater up to my waist. That first intake of breath,
about it for a while and discussed it with my wifethat sweet taste of air and water was the deepest I
and decided I would do it.have taken so far in my 48 years. Gasp doesn't do it
They came and we did it and it went on BBCjustice and I don't think you can write down the
Breakfast.noise I made. It was probably along the lines of the
When they left, the producer and cameraman saidmating call of a randy caribou. The thing is, I hadn't
what a brilliant story it was, and I should really writecounted on gravity taking a hold of me now I was
it all down, you know, fill in the gaps. Well I hadn'tbriefly out of the water again, but it did, and as I
ever thought about it. But I started that night and itcame down from my breach, I went under again.
just flowed out of me. Day and night for about 10This was becoming intolerable.
months, I wrote and re-wrote about my diving life.The divers on the quay saw this thing shooting out
About the intensive training the Navy required toof the water then disappear again, and without
become a 'Sneaky Beaky' attack swimmer. Gettingpause for thought, three of them began pulling me in,
trained in re-breathers that give out no bubbles,hand-over-hand as fast as they could.
enabling you to sabotage ships, or work on minesThe line I was attached to was tied in a bowline on
unseen and undetected.my shoulder, and with my weight-belt and bottles on
Have any writers influenced your writing?I took off at breakneck speed towards the jetty.
I do read a lot but I wouldn't say anyone influencedMy speed was so great in fact that a bow wave
me. I didn't really plan it. I just happened and I foundformed around my head and I found myself under
I could do it, I could tell a story.water and unable to breathe again. Only this time I
Do you dive recreationally, and if so which is yourwas at a loss as to what to do to remedy the
favourite dive site?situation. As I began to pass out I just hoped I
I have never done a recreational dive. Well that is notwould soon be at the jetty. In fact I later found out
exactly true. I did drag my son around the swimmingthat it was my swift and un-cushioned arrival back at
pool in Thailand a few years back. That is it. Butthe concrete jetty that might well have knocked me
there is a reason for it, and that is, I've done tooout.
much already.I came to lying in the recovery position and vomiting
In preparation for writing the book I broke out all ofover some big boots. The chief diver was obviously
my diving logbooks, knowing full well I might depressworried about me and showed his concern by yelling
myself. I started adding up my hours in a saturationinto my face,
chamber. Over a fifteen-year sat diving career, I did'You've not equalised once yet! Why didn't you
around 900 days, or two and a half years, inequalise?'
chambers around the world. You can get less than'I did clear my ears, chief.'
that for armed robbery.'Not your ears, you muppet, your bottles, same as
That is 21,600 hours in a chamber you cannot walkwe did in the classroom this morning.'
more that two or three paces in, with usually seven'I wasn't ... HEEEAVE ... here this morning.' As the
other men who would, on occasion, smell and soundsecond helping of dockyard water and leaves and oil
like feeding time at the monkey sanctuary. Takecame up and out of me all over the chief's boots, I
away say 100 days for decompression and badcould see the dawning of realisation move over his
weather. That leaves us with 19,200 hours or 800face. 'This was my fault.'
working days.To give him credit, though, his attitude immediately
Say an average diving day of six hours, and thatchanged from one of anger to apologetic concern. I
gives us 4,800 hours or 200 full 24-hour days actuallywas wrapped in a blanket and given hot tea and
in the water.whisked off to sick bay, where I spent a day on
Six and a half months either blowing bubbles or in thebend watch, to see if anything developed, and three
bell. Six and a half months wet.days in hospital, throwing up dockyard flotsam and
Now I'm by no means the most prolific diver; therejetsam, and very nearly got back-classed from my
are guys out there that either can't get enoughbasic training unit to boot. If that happened, I would
diving, or money, and they would blow my hours outhave to drop back two weeks and start again with a
of the water. None of those hours, days, weeks andcompletely new intake. I went back the next week
months even include the thousands of air andthough and tried again, and every week for the next
mixed-gas dives I've done. Not that I wish I hadten weeks. Why? Because I was going to pass, is
done more. Not at all, that is quite enough for me. Inthe only answer I can give.
all that time, have I ever found a gold coin or a virginAre you planning another book?
wreck?The new one is very nearly finished. Well, say
I've found a fridge in the middle of the Irish Sea thatanother 10,000 words. I'm on 111,000 as we speak. It
I was told, whilst donning my gear, was 'definitely,is a novel. I thought it was about time we had a Brit
100% absolutely certainly a mine'. I've found Spitfirediving hero. Dirk Pitt has had it all his own way to too
engines in Greece, a Jeep in the middle of the Southlong. So, It's about an Ex Royal Navy Mine Clearance
Pacific, and fishermen and pilots still inside their craft,Diver, (Shock horror).
but I've not really found what I was looking for as aWhat are you doing now?
child. That bit of mystery is still there, maybeI still do some North Sea stuff, when I can't possibly
because I don't know what it looks like. I know I'm inavoid it. But I am obsessed with getting this new
the wrong industry. You are, after all, unlikely to findbook finished. I am trying to get a literary agent at
anything mysterious in the oil industry or hunting forthe moment. In fact I'm waiting to hear, 'Yae or Nae'
mines.at this very moment. If he says Yea, I will be trying
What was your worst diving experience?to write for a living. I have done a few talks to clubs
I've had a few 'worst dives.' This was my first everand after dinner stuff, mainly about diving. My biggest
diving experience with the Royal Navy (which is inwas to the BSAC annual conference. There were
the book).about 500 there.
I missed the morning class about how the air setAbout Tony Groom
worked and what to do in the event of running outBorn in Hillingdon, Middlesex (UK) in 1959, Tony Groom
of air. Whilst getting a quick brief before entering thediscovered his fascination with the sea whilst at
water I caught something about 'equalising'. I thoughtMonk's Park comprehensive school in Bristol. Started
he meant my ears. Alas, he wasn't concerned withwith Sea Scouts, then sea cadets and finally
my ears at all. In the Navy if you are wearing an airrequested to go to T.S indefatigable, a nautical
set you don't have a gauge on it. You start your diveboarding school in North Wales. In 1975 joined the
with only one bottle open and breathe normally until itRoyal Navy to become a Clearance Diver (CD). (Many
goes tight and starts to run out. If you then openhundreds joined to become a diver in Portsmouth,
your other full bottle, the air between the tworoughly only 1% make it through.) Qualified as a mine
'equalises' - you can hear it very well under water asclearance diver in 1976.
a tinny hissing sound. The sound will diminish, and then"In 1976, I joined the Clyde submarine base clearance
you close the valve. Now you have two half-fulldiving team. Some parts of the team dived almost
bottles. You breathe down the one bottle again andevery day. We dived on nuclear submarines, changed
do the same when it gets tight. Now you havetheir propellers, you name it, I spent a lot of time
'equalised twice'; you have about a quarter of yourwet! We would spend weeks touring the west coast
original air left and you come up. Simple!of Scotland, picking up, and blowing up, mines, bombs
Simple if you know this, anyway. I missed all thatand all sorts of ordinance. The team also had an IED
because I was unable or unwilling to control the(improvised explosive device) commitment. By that I
weather, and was late. The opening of the valvemean, letter bombs parcel bombs, suspicious
action was never relayed to me.packages and cars. Mostly to do with the IRA."
I guess I was about 100 foot out on the end of my"In 1977. I had my first draft to the Fleet Clearance
life line when my air started to go tight. No, it can'tDiving Team in Portsmouth. The team had to
be, the chief diver said it should last about an hour.maintain a 75 m deep diving capability, and be ready
An hour hasn't gone by already, has it, and anywayto depart to anywhere in the world within 24 hours.
they would call me up (four pulls), wouldn't they? AtWe would frequently get short notice trips around
this point my short life flashed before me.the world, either as part of NATO, or helping our
I am allergic to not breathing, so I did what allwarships wherever they may be. Took part in some
rational, normal-thinking people would do in thisvery odd jobs including, collecting money out of the
situation. I panicked.River Hamble after a bank robbery had gone wrong,
I grappled around for my life line and finned andvarious recoveries of bodies, diving on wrecks,
pulled myself to the surface as quickly as I could. Yourecovering crashed fighter jets and helicopters etc."
are of course meant to breathe out on a controlledInvolved in the Falklands invasion (1982). Left the
slow ascent or you may give yourself a bend ornavy in 1985 and became a commericial diver until
burst a lung. But I had nothing to breathe out, my2004. Is now concentrating on writing.