Bangkok Bandits

They seem innocent enough; they drive really nicebased on my persuasive logic we went using the
cars, but be assured that they are out to take yourmeter, well the fare was 150, so Joe being a good
money. Usually they seem to be very friendly andsport picked up the whole fare as a way of thanking
most speak pretty good English. Your best chance ofme to enlightening him to the realities of Bangkok
running into one is in the areas where you findtaxis.
western tourist as these are their only prey. SomeSo back to the robbing hoods they lurk near the
people might even argue that they are modern daywestern hotels and they refuse to take anything
Robin Hoods, which is very close to a truethat is under 400 baht and they will not use the
statement; they are indeed taxi driving robbingmeter. The other place that you run into them is in
hoods.the airport at the arrivals gate they will offer you a
Anyone that has been to Thailand will tell you 2limo and then you will negotiate down from a BMW
things to watch out for the cute "Tuk Tuks" that forto a Camry and you will pay usually 5 times more
the most part have screwed themselves out of athan if you went to the taxi stand.
decent living from the tourist by their antics of takingIf you look in the front of the cab on the passenger
you to every jeweler and tailor that they are evenside there is a sign that they are required by law to
remotely related tohave, if you don't see it don't take the cab. If the
The 2nd thing they will tell you with the taxis alwaysdriver insists on a flat rate say no, get out of the
use the meter. I love to share the story where Joecar, and leave the doors open and walk away, which
New Guy (not his real name to protect the gullible)makes the driver lose face as all the Thai's know
and I were heading to Pattaya and a taxi pulled upthat he just did something slippery enough for you to
and offered to take us for only 350 baht. I said nomake him knowingly lose face. Maybe we will all get
we want the meter and Joe New-Guy said, thatlucky and a cop will see it and see what the problem
sounds like a deal let's take it, I said no we want thewas and he will take some the money back in the
meter or I am catching the next cab by myself. Soform of a stiff penalty.